Character Flaw #1

Oh my goodness. I have this character flaw; it's pretty huge and affects my life almost erryday. I absolutely cannot stand it when girls cry. This is such a terrible thing, I need to work on it and rectify it immediately. It's gotten worse as of late because I've began watching some really great quality television programs including but not limited to: Maury, Jerry Springer and BREAKING AMISH.

Listen, those amish girls cry A L L T H E T I M E. Here's the thing though, that's okay! They should cry! They can do whatever the cuss they want! But I've noticed that when they do, my body slowly begins to pull away from the screen and my face slowly begins to distort into a mask of disgust. Even as I'm writing this down I realize how wrong it is. I mean, I cry too from time to time (when I'm listening to One Direction), so who am I to judge someone else?

This has got to stop.

NOT. ANOTHER.

If one more person gets engaged, so help me everything above this sky, I will... Youtube about it!
I am fairly certain a larger portion of the females in my graduating class are engaged.


There's 3, THREE, new ones on Facebook right now.






You know what? Maybe I should eliminate Facebook. Then at least my awareness will be confined to those few from high school I "run into" at the mall. That would be AWESOME. (SARCASM)